Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Randomize
