hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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