so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I am available for nakedness
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