Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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