I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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