im having a threesome with these popsicles
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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