the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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