I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
do herpes really smell.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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