playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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