Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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