DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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