my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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