508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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