So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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