And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She needs sedatives and a leash
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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