Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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