please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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