I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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