Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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