So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Found the puke drawer
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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