32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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