which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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