Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
and she was petting her beer can
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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