after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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