sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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