quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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