TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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