I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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