Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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