so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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