So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize