I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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