Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
