The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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