when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Girls should come with a carfax report
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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