gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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