handjob tips. give me some.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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