I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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