Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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