So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
