Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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