I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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