# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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