the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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