I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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