That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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