i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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