dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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