actually, I'm a sock model
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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