He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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