She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The ass gains better be worth it
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