How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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