I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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