My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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